@MrGeorgeWallace: Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out.
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@brendohare: Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day. I guess I'd be more upset if it wasn't saving me time in the morning
@Elifcello: Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.
@AimeeHelene1: I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.
@UncleDuke1969: “Your keys are over THERE.” - Wow. You have eagle eyes! “Yup. My vision is 20/20.” - No. I mean they’re small, beady & kinda close together.