@RobertJrDowney: Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.
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@pmclellan: To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
@SodomyClown: I don't know what it means to "find your better half" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot.
@daniel_shaw: I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.