@RobertJrDowney: Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.
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@Dr_awfulpants: Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?
@DancesWithTamis: I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck
@DiscoFruit: [dies and goes to hell] me: "mom? dad!? what are you doing here!" dad: "we used to switch your food with the dog's food sometimes."
@GodDammitDanny: To the guy who just followed me with "Conservative, God-loving, pro-life" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?