@jeffporper: Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: "Where do babies comes from?" Well, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much they make poor decisions.
@Dawn_M_: Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*
@Try2StopME: 15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!