@jeffporper: Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch.
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@ashleyaustrew: 4: "Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."
@roggyie: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `"WASH ME"` on her face.
@tigersgoroooar: Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true