@wchoughton: Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.
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@ericsshadow: 20 yr old mom: my child is my life I would give my own life for him 40 yr old mom: GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL END YOU
@Phook75: I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house
@GotBadTouched: People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
@SteveSuckington: [talking to daughter's art major boyfriend] "You know who else had a pointy beard? Satan."