@wchoughton: Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.
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@LizHackett: A child is being pushed around in a pink toy convertible while eating a chocolate frosted donut, and I want to ask her how she got this job.
@karlainvt: It's so cute how my kids think I'm going to go look for them after I finish counting to ten.
@charmfoz: If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison.
@JeannieG40: Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me.