@wchoughton: Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.
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@Cheeseboy22: Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife.
@JMFnSparks: Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders
@notbedelia: When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
@ibid78: [me] if all dogs go to heaven, then what about Cujo? [the pope] how did you get into my bathroom?