@Cheeseboy22: Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife.
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@WigCannon: how to hot dogs: 1) "read" hot dogs instructions 2) place 5 to 60 hot dogs in warm microwave or sink 3) add 1 piece of ketchup 4( drink
@drinksmcgee: [First time ever having sex] Her: So you just take this and slide it into this here. Are you ready? *flashback to the 100s of hours I spent playing Tetris Me: I was born ready.
@ArfMeasures: COP: Have you been drinking? ME: [carrying 2 penguins I just stole] Good God I hope so
@tsm560: *thinks happy thoughts* *throws pixie dust in your eyes* *flies off with all your money*