@Cheeseboy22: Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife.
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@Donnie_Fairburn: That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself
@bourgeoisalien: When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. The science department has enough bodies. I want to be a theater prop.
@ArfMeasures: COP: It's 4/20 ME: Yes, and I'm a dealer! COP: Then you're under arrest ME: I'm a dealer at the casino, lol! COP: Oh, haha! Is it a good place to work? ME: No idea, I just sell drugs there