@Cheeseboy22: Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife.
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@Donna_McCoy: Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again.
@amydillon: "Daddy's not home, so for dinner we're having a smorgasbord!" I tell the kids, using the Swedish word for chicken nuggets and Benadryl.