@WGladstone: Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq.
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@MoistPork: Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together.
@NyAdas: Today I learned the hard way if you over-pluck your eyebrows everyone thinks you're interested in what they are saying
@badteacher4u: I tried playing hide-n-seek with my friends newborn and now I'm not allowed back inside that hospital :(
@LeonEarlgrey: The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it "shes probably lying airlines".