@TheTobbie: Just recorded the baby crying so I can play it back to him while he tries to sleep later to see how he likes it...
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@truegritrumble: BOSS: I hate "yes men." ME: Yeah. Me too. BOSS: I like employees who speak their mind. ME: Yeah. They're the best. BOSS: You get me. ME: Yep
@truegritrumble: ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license.
@GrantTanaka: If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx
@hoplesslycrazy: I talk a lot of shit for someone who won't sleep with her feet out from under the covers because of the monsters under the bed.