@TheTobbie: Just recorded the baby crying so I can play it back to him while he tries to sleep later to see how he likes it...
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@UnicornSyrup: I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever .