@man_spach: Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.
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@GoldenSpirals: Apparently... Border Security does NOT think it's funny when you reply, "I'm hungry" when they ask you if you have anything to declare.
@tigersgoroooar: Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true
@ScottFilmCritic: If you only see one raccoon getting a marriage proposal today, make it this one.