@uccjeb: Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep.
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@Sarcasticsapien: Rejecting someone by saying "you deserve someone better" is a fun way to let a person know you'd rather insult yourself than to date them.
@Carbosly: Do you have FB? No Do you have Twitter? No Instagram? No What do you have? A life. ... ... Can I have it? No. I need it to play Candy Crush.
@revenge_tanukis: It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.