@sageboggs: Just saw an advance screening of Age of Ultron. Spoiler alert: he's 47
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@Contwixt: So instead of doing laundry I just spent 2 solid hours ranking my laundry baskets from favorite to least favorite.
@CruisinSoozan: You want to sext? *blushes* Ok, but I'm not very good at it. *frantically types* AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH...
@DBMaxP: Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is "good" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!
@daemonic3: As an ultimate act of selflessness, someday I will travel to a 3rd world country and adopt a small, less fortunate highway.