@sageboggs: Just saw an advance screening of Age of Ultron. Spoiler alert: he's 47
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@Heronhell: I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*
@StatusInBeirut: In the future: "So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them." "So what happened?" "Apparently god disagreed."
@rockymomax: [me as a magician] *pulls rabbit from hat* AUDIENCE: ooOoOo *pulls knife from hat* A: ooOoOo *pulls sautée pan from hat* A: NNOOOOOO