@JWilsonGA: Just saw my wife's tampon string hanging out while she slept. Not sure, but I bet if I lit her fuse she'd explode bigger than any firework.
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@LeaMehanna: I think my microwave's broken. I keep pressing the pizza button and no pizza is coming out
@OneTrickTofani: WATSON: do you even have a proper education? SHERLOCK: Elementary, my dear Watson WATSON: but, like, beyond that SHERLOCK: nah
@hazelmotes1: I can't wait to find out what new undeleteable apps that I don't want will be on the new iPhone.