@Cheeseboy22: Just started a new diet where I order Wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries.
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@jdforshort: Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale
@ceejoyner: Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.
@Kyle_Lippert: MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism.