@DawnLovesZombie: Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess.
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@mstluvstrinkets: You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring.
@WheelTod: [On date] Me: Duck! That's my wife outside the restaurant Her: What!? Your profile said "single dad!" Me: Exactly. We're a one dad family
@Lexactly: Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying "Cute doggie" and realizing it's their kid
@JohnHilsen: Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle.