@Tbone7219: Just took my girlfriend to the movies and now I'm $10,000 in debt.
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@ThisOneSayz: My mother's scale of concern: 1 missed call = I am busy with the kids. 2 missed calls = I am being murdered in a ditch.
@psybermonkey: Wife: we argue a lot about money Therapist: well that's not uncommon among coupl- Me: Andrew Jackson was a genocidal murderer and should be taken off the twenty dollar bill. I am not budging on this, Diane.