@Tbone7219: Just took my girlfriend to the movies and now I'm $10,000 in debt.
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@Cheeseboy22: It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts.
@daemonic3: To whoever has my voodoo doll, can you stop making me stare at my phone all day? This isn't funny. I just want to live life again.