@ScottyBondo: Just walked into my local court house, they were all sitting around in a circle with black candles and robes trying to summon a jury #funny
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@turtledumplin: We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you.
@sip_at_home_mom: I always hated videos of animals being shot with tranquilizer darts to trap and transport them. Now, I'm calculating the toddler dosage.
@Eightinchgoat: Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me.