@ScottyBondo: Just walked into my local court house, they were all sitting around in a circle with black candles and robes trying to summon a jury #funny
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@GrantTanaka: It's important for me to teach my kids to be independent & self-reliant, cause I won't be around forever, especially if I win the lottery.
@CrankyPappy: I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit.
@JacknArisdad: You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English
@KKAlThani: Imagine a shark eating pizza. Imagine you were frog. Imagine a donkey wearing a skirt. Imagine someone telling you to imagine stupid things.