@ChaseMit: Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason.
@bobvulfov: Haha no i do not care what people think of me. Why what have u heard tell me everything right now
@amishschool: My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word "slimming", I explain to the other homeless people.
@liv_thatsme: I wish I had a black stallion, so any time I got really pissed, I could angrily ride along the ocean.