@TrueTorontoGirl: Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
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@One2thTEXAN: *walks up to cute teller at bank* Me: you wanna grab lunch some time? T: sir, I've seen your balance. M: yea, I was hoping you'd buy.
@LackOfShame: [Call from cell company] We can give you 15 gigs for $100 Me: Excellent! *Puts the band back together
@juliussharpe: Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages.