@weinerdog4life: Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine.
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@TheMichaelRock: The average family income has gone up 2% while the cost of living has increased 23%. - Me explaining to my son why he can't have a sister.
@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy.
@rantingmd: getting sick of watching movies where johnny depp dresses like a hobo. I blame him for russel brand