@weinerdog4life: Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine.
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@Jawwwwwsh: Idea: spotify notifies ur friends when they think ur sad like "josh listened to Deja Entendu 30 times this week, Maybe buy him ice cream?"
@CopBroughtPizza: todd: *sobbing uncontrollably* me: relax it was just a little earthquake todd's wife: he's an etch-sketch artist. it was everything he had
@cloudypianos: everything in the world's horrible now not like the good old days of black plague, holocaust, atomic bombs, holodomor, khmer rouge, crusades