@fightforfood: Karen, if you can see this, the tupperware didn't come with the lasagna. The tupperware wasn't a gift
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@murrman5: [on way to play charades with gf's family] I don't wanna go why I don't wanna look silly you won't *first thing I have to act out is pasta*
@Poutymcgee: Murderer:You can't hide from me! Me:*hiding* Murderer:BOOM BOOM BOOM LET ME HEAR YA SAY WEY-OH! Me:*sweating Me: Me:WEY-OH! God Dammit.
@KalvinMacleod: INTERVIEWER: your resume says that you take things too literally ME: how the hell did my resume say that?