@tourettzgoth: Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette
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@Shock_Monster: Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words.
@DaddyJew: *slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?
@jensrmk: People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!