@KeepCaIm: Keep calm and text a random number..."I'm pregnant"
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@ranndrew: "How'd the date go?" Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
@Sophie2078: If anything bites you, chain yourself in the basement for the next full moon. Just to be sure. *things I learned from horrors
@ayyyyloser: Can I ask you a question without you getting mad? -People who are about to piss you off