@KeepCaIm: Keep calm and text a random number..."I'm pregnant"
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@QueefTornado: Watching a birth is beautiful. Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It" will get you arrested.
@nikkithecanuck: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver