@JT_IV_: Keep your friend's toast, but keep your enemy's toaster.
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@Kyle_Lippert: [A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married
@ibid78: Angel: "I think we can all agree that 6 is enough." God (clearly upset about something else): "NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."
@NickAmadeus: I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video.
@mstern68: Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro