@JT_IV_: Keep your friend's toast, but keep your enemy's toaster.
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@Sassafrantz: Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
@novicefather: Wife: 2 is driving me crazy and I want to drive off a cliff. Me: No I need the car.
@Schmoodles: I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist.
@briangaar: See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose.