@caribbeanaj: Ke$ha looks like a character I would select in Mortal Kombat
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@trevso_electric: Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you.
@junejuly12: Burning bridges was a lot easier when 7 out of 10 people had lighters in their pockets.
@bornmiserable: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and suddenly you're accused of being a kleptomaniac
@kyry5: One time a guy left a full glass of sangria behind on a first date and I pretended I forgot my sunglasses so I could run back and chug it.