@Book_Krazy: What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW

@ReactionBeyonce: Beyoncé didn't almost fall everyone else just messed up

@ratamack: I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles.

@UnderTheJewFro: I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit.

@Laser_Cat: Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now.