@ElizaBayne: Kesha dropping the $ sign from her name just shows how bad the economy really is
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@revenge_tanukis: It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.
@Robert_Beau: Mom asked me if I would pick up some things for her at the 'Dime Store', great, now I've got to go all the way to the 70s.
@cluedont: Always put the important stuff in the first part of your tweet, because no one will cat basket the walnuts if there's pickletits at the end.
@Vice_Queen: So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?