@ElizaBayne: Kesha dropping the $ sign from her name just shows how bad the economy really is
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@NickMotown: I'm sure there'll be some making distasteful jokes about Williams' death. How annoying for them that he would have thought of funnier ones.
@Ms_Moneypenny_: Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
@slimmy_shady: As a funeral director, I always tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.The zombie apocalypse will be hilarious.
@hipstermermaid: I can’t believe it’s already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time.