@david8hughes: Kicked out of laser-tag for too many melee attacks.
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@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.
@skickwriter: Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now.
@CornOnTheGoblin: Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? "Be less sarcastic?" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class