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@amydillon: [kicks in your door to apologize to you]
@vladchoc: Stephanie, I am out to lunch. If the Sims I trapped in this bedroom finally fall in love page me IMMEDIATELY. Yes, I know they look like us.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Forgiveness is for people who don't know about arson.
@AndrewNadeau0: HER: I think we should see other people.
ME: *Looks around scared* Can…can you not see any of them?
@AtticusFinch79: Maybe I carry an axe. You don't know. I could love you to pieces...
@DanKCharnley: If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop.