@TheThomason: Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry.
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@RoosterMustache: *bursts into church* DONT MARRY THAT WOMAN ... Undertaker: "This is a funeral" ... OKAY WELL IT STILL HOLDS TRUE, DONT MARRY HER
@outsidemagazine: Yellowstone visitor upset bears didn’t show (Would like park service to train them):
@RackOfSteel: I feel like people are in such a hurry these days, that there isn't enough moseying happening anymore. Dont even get me started on sauntering and lollygagging.
@roostermustache: Him: my gf left me Me: theres plenty of fish in the sea Him: yeah but- Me: also a squirrel Him: ...what Me: and a sponge in a pineapple