@TheThomason: Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry.
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@GrandadJFreeman: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
@jjhartinger: Just when I thought I had my life together. I found my missing shoe in the microwave.
@TeaAndCopy: My wife said that to make our marriage work, we both need to make sacrifices. I've chosen a goat.
@FattMernandez: I saw a car with "Wash Me" written on it, so I set it on fire. I'll be damned if I'm going to allow cars to become sentient!