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@lloydrang: Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her

Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Kid: Mommy’s last name must be “Honey” cuz that’s what daddy calls her

Teacher: That’s SWEET. What’s her first name?

Kid: “Sorry,” I think

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