@IamEveryDayPpl: Kids are making millions off apps and games they've created and I haven't watched TV in days because I hit a wrong button on the remote...
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@_Jkriegs: A street preacher told me that gays cause floods, & my first reaction was to call my friend Ben & ask him what other rad shit he could do
@RandiLawson: CBS Fall Line-Up: Big Bang Theory Young Sheldon Old Sheldon Ghost Sheldon CSI Sheldon Last Sheldon Standing America's Got Sheldons
@slooberbie: "Please! There’s no need to interact with me. I’m just here to observe." -me in every social situation
@Dawn_M_: My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me.