@myles_morrison: Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered.
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@jazmasta: Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
@AnOrangeSNES: How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO
@Elizasoul80: Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer.