@myles_morrison: Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered.
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@Dawn_M_: It is completely unreasonable that family members are expecting me to remember things like what the names of their kids are. Preposterous.
@GavinProbably: How did Hitler tie his shoes? In knotsies. (The unfollow button is only a click away)
@SortaBad: Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown