@Danny_McH2O: Kids, no one will ever understand you like your high school love. Get pregnant and marry them right away. You know better than everyone.
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@mattgallo123: Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes.
@5hael: My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark
@ImABaconDonut: 5: I went potty. Me: Did you remember to wipe this time? 5: No. Me: Why? 5: It's faster my way. I don't know how to counter that argument.