@realHamOnWry: Kids should think twice about threatening to run away from home. It only fills their parents with false hope.
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@thepunningman: [landlord showing new tenant around] "No smoking allowed" "How about pets?" "That's fine" [dog walks in and lights up] "We'll take it"