@KKAlThani: Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse.
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@markydoodoo: Birthdays were invented by big wax corporations to sell more candles with numbers on them.
@Maxine12333: You know you're getting old when the kids start referring to your savings as their inheritance.
@zachreinert03: A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting in the cell right next to you, a worst friend framed both of you for murder.
@NicestHippo: "It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside" ME: Oh thank god "It's who you are on the inside" ME: Dang