@goldengateblond: Kim Davis says war has been declared on traditional marriage. Still unclear is which of her four marriages is under attack.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: It's so frustrating when your hitman doesn't answer the phone after you've made amends with someone
@Izianikapani: My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though.