@Dawn_M_: Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes.
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@ClichedOut: Waiter: All our wines are hand selected. Me: As opposed to what?
@Mr_Kapowski: [types symptoms into WebMD] WebMD: Eww. Gross.
@Jandalize: I want a pet otter just so I can introduce it as my otter half.
@living_marble: One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually.
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