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@Reverend_Scott: [kisses daughter goodnight]
Sleep tight.

"Daddy, where do babies come from?"

Um, the Stork.

[stork knocks on bedroom window] He's lying.

[kisses daughter goodnight]
Sleep tight.

“Daddy, where do babies come from?”

Um, the Stork.

[stork knocks on bedroom window] He’s lying.

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