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@Vijaytiwari1611: Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!”

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