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@onion_an: [knock on door]
Who is it?
"Jeff"
Jeff from work or Jeff who lies about his identity?
"Jeff from work"
[opens door]
"Sucker"

[knock on door]
Who is it?
“Jeff”
Jeff from work or Jeff who lies about his identity?
“Jeff from work”
[opens door]
“Sucker”

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