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@poutinesmoothie: [knock on my front door]

Me: *pulls out finger gun and looks through peephole* Who's there? What do you want?

Delivery Man: You ordered a pizza?

Me: *holsters finger gun* yeah, that's right, sorry... *opens door*

Delivery Man: *shoots me with finger gun*

[knock on my front door]

Me: *pulls out finger gun and looks through peephole* Who’s there? What do you want?

Delivery Man: You ordered a pizza?

Me: *holsters finger gun* yeah, that’s right, sorry… *opens door*

Delivery Man: *shoots me with finger gun*

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