@croninwhocares: "Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist." - God
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@thesulk: Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, "If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."
@weinerdog4life: Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me.
@DomesticGoddss: Just showed my 4 yo niece that I can still do a cartwheel and now she is showing me where the ice packs are.
@StayNobody: [Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is