@KLC47: @KrangTNelson @funTweeters I am not a millennial, I am straight out the the 70's and I make up new words to suite myself. Like you don't get a spoonful of mashed potatoes you get a thwack of mashed potatoes because that is the sound it makes when they hit your plate thwack.
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@simoncholland: My GPS just told me to turn left into a cornfield and now I'm afraid it wants to murder me.
@KalvinMacleod: Me: Can I pet your dog? Stranger: sure M: one more time S: uh, ok M: again S: maybe you should get your own M: pet S: we have to go M: mine
@tiffanygraceful: Gonna buy an old beat up car for the sole purpose of rear ending the hell outta people I let over and don't get the thank you wave.