@adamrensch: Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?
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@shariv67: When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA.