@JesKeepSwimming: Ladies, if a guy tells you "Leggings aren't pants," tell him "You're welcome."
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@jessokfine: My husband got some virtual reality goggles for christmas and so far I like them because they make him very vulnerable to attack.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: (Bedtime) Me: You know you can ask me anything, sweetie- it's what I'm here for. 9: Why are arms the only body parts that got a pit? Me: .... Just go to sleep.