@lovemyboots111: Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months.
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@dyldonot: Baa! "My name is--" Moo! "My name is--" Neigh! "My name is *chickenchicken* Slim Shady." -Eminem at a farm.
@sip_at_home_mom: I wrote: You'll always have a place in my heart. AC sent: You'll always have a place in my hearse. Now "staying friends" seems unlikely.
@copymama: Me: Bedtime in 5 minutes! 8yo: *Begins the single most complicated crafting project of her lifetime thus far*
@pplwtching: Rhythmic banging against the wall, his hands grasping the sheets. Unable to get what he needs, he gets out of bed to turn off the Roomba.