@PimpBillClinton: Ladies, the word for the day is "legs." Spread the word.
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@SteveSuckington: I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band.
@LinajkReturns: So much mascara her eyes got stuck in the closed position. Too bad lipstick doesn't work that way.
@welltbh: why are clothes so expensive???? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked