@Vice_Queen: Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it's me throat punching you for trying to eat my food.
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@chrissyteigen: "Whose funeral was this photo taken at?" John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
@BriarSlyMadness: Believing that you are popular or "famous" on twitter... ...is like believing you are rich because you won a game of Monopoly.
@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress