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@Mr_Kapowski: Lady Astronaut: *eats all the chocolate*

Guy Astronaut: You know we're on the space shuttle for-

LA: SHUTTLE YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME SPACE

Lady Astronaut: *eats all the chocolate*

Guy Astronaut: You know we’re on the space shuttle for-

LA: SHUTTLE YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME SPACE

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