@slyoung5: Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to new pool they're building for kids. I told her to hang on & came back with a glass of water
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@weinerdog4life: Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar
@MableGertrude: It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep.
@The1WhosCrazy: The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it.
@beefman138: I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated. I also have no idea what 'nuance' means.