@slyoung5: Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to new pool they're building for kids. I told her to hang on & came back with a glass of water
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@funWindow: Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now
@ThatRascalPuff: No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*
@fro_vo: [cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*
@kelkulus: The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth.