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@Drivelodeon: Lady, you misunderstood. When I asked if you would have my kids I didn't mean sex and babies. I meant take the ones I already have.

Lady, you misunderstood.  When I asked if you would have my kids I didn’t mean sex and babies.  I meant take the ones I already have.

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