@Drivelodeon: Lady, you misunderstood. When I asked if you would have my kids I didn't mean sex and babies. I meant take the ones I already have.
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@dawny716: Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up.
@Midgetspar: If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
@QwertyJones3: INTERVIEWER: You worked in a NASCAR pit crew? How does that qualify you to work here at the Men's Wearhou *I've already changed his pants*
@Jason_Horton: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together.